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Ripped from the headlines of "Knuckleheads in the News". A man in San Diego is suspected of breaking into a Wells Fargo branch in order to heat up his Hot Pocket sandwiches. Police report the burglar alarm went off around 3:30 AM and officers found a broken window near the bank's drive-thru. It took cops about an hour to break through the front doors and locate the hungry man who was using the microwave inside the break room.